What Your Therapist Is Actually Thinking About You While You're Talking

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What Your Therapist Is Actually Thinking About You While You're Talking
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It’s not ethically correct, but many therapists will often steal details from their patients’ lives to punch up their autobiographies.

“This would be great in my memoir” “Oh! So that’s what bipolar disorder is.” Your therapist never really had a handle on it until your descriptions of your manic depression finally made it click. “Is my dipped beef dripping too much?” Many therapists are neurotic themselves, and are actually more concerned with the puddle of au jus pooling at their feet than with their patients. “This guy should have sex with his mom and kill his dad.

“I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!” Though outwardly appearing present, your therapist is incessantly quoting the 2006 Will Ferrell vehicle Talladega Nights in their head while you discuss your trauma. “I have value. People care about me and like me.” Repeating positive affirmations is a great way for therapists to cheer themselves up about the seeming pointlessness of their lives while some nobody drones on about how their boss doesn’t respect them.

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