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Season 2 of the Netflix series is good, but Cavill as Geralt of Rivia is where it's at.

arrived in 2020 in the form of, adapted from Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski’s book series of the same name. The first season, saddled with all the trappings of a

, I stuck around for the soft core porn that is Geralt of Rivia, and not at all for Henry Cavill, the objectively hot man/actor who plays Geralt.Spidey that juice my jammies, but actors like Henry Cavill leave me drier than a cobb-webbed crypt. Cavill is too pretty, his hair too coiffed and muscles too defined. He’s so attractive in a heteronormative sense that he and his chiseled jaw were cast as Superman.

But Geralt of Rivia? My home office is now as wet as Hurricane Harbor. Forgive me for loving a damaged man, but when Some people have Legolas, others have Cedric Diggory, but I’m here to eat up Geralt of Rivia. Geralt is everything Cavill is not. Geralt, the brooding sort, oozes fatal flaws. His, icy force fields, and hands bloodied by decapitated basilisks all point my attention to his avid swordsmanship, assuming Geralt must use other things expertly, too.Cavill’s perfect furrowed brow and swoopy prince hair are bloodied scars and a scraggly half-up half-down unkempt white wig.

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