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The powers that be are in fact watching you at all hours and tracking your every move, but only because they’re hoping you’ll slip on the ice and drop your groceries again.You’ll soon have the opportunity to reflect on all the crucial moments of your youth when a chunk of flying rebar erases all your memories after age 9.You’ll receive a strange email from the Nigerian government describing, in painstaking detail, the management of its petroleum-distribution infrastructure.
You will realize too late that an absolute monarch is still in thrall to the needs of his subjects when your hamsters start dying of starvation.Although you feel as if you are all alone in a cold, brutal, and uncaring world, there are in fact 7 billion other people there.Earth and Water magics are very strong in your sign this week, indicating that this is a good time to do mud-related activities.
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