Don’t start your marriage off on the wrong foot by destroying your already-pathetic internet presence. If you’re announcing your engagement on Instagram, avoid these captions at all costs.
“Engaged! We’re Just Like O.J. Simpson And Nicole Brown Simpson.”“I asked her to marry someone, and she said me!”Run your proposal by a trusted friend first to make sure you get the words right.“Can’t wait to divorce this nerd in two years!”
While honest, it raises a lot of questions about the expendable income you must have to plan a wedding and divorce at the same time.
Even if this means something special to you and your new fiancé, your happy news will go unnoticed because everybody will assume your account has been hacked.“I was hoping that I’d eventually marry Denzel Washington’s son, but this non-famous ugly guy will have to do.”“I was hoping that I’d eventually marry Denzel Washington’s son, but this non-famous ugly guy will have to do.”“The Moonchild will be born of our unholy union!”That’s a pregnancy announcement, you idiot.
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