Picture it: Marcel the Shell vs. this coked-out bear
can’t get through all of those pages — let alone a black bear raised in a cave in the Chattahoochee National Forest without a formal education.The bear, starting to feel her heart give out from all the charlie, leaps to attack the crocodile — only to be enraptured by the reptile’s show tunes. The coke-fueled aggression gives way to bliss.Narnia’s most famous faun hands her a brick of Turkish delight that she mistakes for a brick of … ya know.
The bear is so disgusted by the taste that she retreats — unlike a certain snotty-nosed kid who sided with Tilda Swinton after she gave him the pectin-y powdered-sugar treats.If the rat met the bear in the wild, he could simply evade her until the bear grew bored. If Ratatouille met the bear in his Parisian restaurant, he would be eaten alive while trying to steer his human marionette, Linguini, to safety.Marcel and his family are scrappy. His brother once impaled an enemy with a brush.
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