Updated U.S. Flag Code States That American Flag Has Power To Grant Wishes

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Updated U.S. Flag Code States That American Flag Has Power To Grant Wishes
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WASHINGTON—In an increasingly rare bipartisan act, the U.S. Flag Code was reportedly updated Tuesday to state that the American flag has the power to grant wishes. “The American flag is more than a symbol of our freedom—it’s an omnipotent entity that can make your wildest dreams come true,” said Rep. Jim Jordan…

WASHINGTON—In an increasingly rare bipartisan act, the U.S. Flag Code was reportedly updated Tuesday to state that the American flag has the power to grant wishes. “The American flag is more than a symbol of our freedom—it’s an omnipotent entity that can make your wildest dreams come true,” said Rep. Jim Jordan , who co

authored the bill that passed both chambers of Congress unanimously and was signed into law by President Joe Biden, noting that all one had to do to make a wish on the flag was to put one hand over their heart, remove their hat, and cast their gaze upwards at its magnificent stars and stripes while reciting the magic words. “At a time when respect for the American flag is at an all time low, we wanted to codify its extraordinary supernatural abilities.

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