Twitter Is the Best Thing You Could Spend $44 Billion Dollars On?

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Twitter Is the Best Thing You Could Spend $44 Billion Dollars On?
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I guess it's cool to own the platform where everyday men find different ways to say they don’t get laid.

is a mere $4.8 billion dollars. It feels like an easy way to be a lot more badass is to

give that lonely $4.8 billion dollar yacht nine yacht friends. That’d total up around $44 billion dollars. But again, is cruising around the tranquil blue waters of the Mediterranean in a fleet of mega yachts with your closest magnate pals equivalent to obtaining a social media platform where the 45th president of the United States wrote “covfefe”? Hardly.

The GDP of Bolivia is $36.69 billion dollars, which would actually give Musk a nice $3.5 billion dollars to buy the second most expensive yacht in the world. A fancy yacht to sail around Lake Titicaca? Can’t imagine Musk would ever tire of saying that out loud to whoever hey nor am I sure that it would be more rewarding than getting to put in your Twitter bio, “50 yrs old, Cancer, Owns twitter, formerly Yahoo.”Maybe Elon Musk made the right choice.

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