CARY, NC—Clumsily slobbering over each other like ham-fisted amateurs, a pair of teenagers sighted making out in the park Monday had absolutely no idea what the hell they were doing, dismayed onlookers confirmed. “From what I can see, they’re just shoving fingers into each other’s half-open mouth while he laboriously…
CARY, NC—Clumsily slobbering over each other like ham-fisted amateurs, a pair of teenagers sighted making out in the park Monday had absolutely no idea what the hell they were doing, dismayed onlookers confirmed.
“From what I can see, they’re just shoving fingers into each other’s half-open mouth while he laboriously tries to work his hand up her shirt, which apparently he doesn’t realize is tucked into her jeans,” said one of the many eyewitnesses, going on to elaborate on how the two 15-year-olds needed to adjust their configuration and methodology in order to facilitate better breathing and, overall, simply take things slower and more gently.
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