SexDiaries: 8:35 a.m. He doesn’t know about my affairs, and as far I know, he’s not having any. I wouldn’t care if he did
By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy. New York’s Sex Diaries series asks anonymous city dwellers to record a week in their sex lives — with comic, tragic, often sexy, and always revealing results. This week, a managing director at a start-up: 30, straight, married, Tribeca. 8:35 a.m. As soon as I wake up, I open Tinder and see I’ve matched with a cute artist/musician, BKAM, 38. I can’t count on my current fling, Viking, 39, because he gets really busy.
9:30 p.m. Drunkenly, I let BKAM come back to my place. He smokes in my apartment and makes a mess. He also helps himself to my liquor cabinet. I don’t have any mixers, so he mixes rum with my Beyoncé lemonade. EW WHY.12:30 a.m. I want him to leave, but he comes back. I tell him to hurry up and finish. When he does, it sounds like a little girl squealing.10:30 a.m. I show up to work late, tired from my shenanigans. What was I thinking? I text Viking to make myself feel better.
10:30 p.m. I meet BP outside his building. He unlocks the door, and we head up the stairs. His hands are already up my trench. Good; I feel in control. We kiss and I pull away and slap him. He’s surprised. Take that, ghoster! My plan’s in motion. We have mind-blowing sex on my kitchen counter. He’s much taller than me, so the kitchen counter is a struggle. At one point, he actually leaves and goes into my bedroom to bring me a pillow. The angle is funny, and I tell him I feel like I’m at the gyno. I never take off my dress. Viking makes me come like no one ever has before.
9:58 p.m. At home, I get high and turn in early, patting myself on the back for seeing two guys in one night. But I’m still sad about Viking … I know it’s over between us.10:08 a.m. I don’t have anything pressing to do at work, so I open Bumble. I’ve got a new match, ABJ, 32. ABJ lives on the UWS. We decide to meet in the middle, which is Times Square. I let him pick the place … and what he chooses is very Hooters-esque. I agree because I want attention.
11:05 a.m. I get another text from ABJ saying he had a great time and can’t wait to see me again. I respond with: Thanks! Busy! 8:30 p.m. I meet HP, and he’s lovely. I immediately want to kiss him, but I don’t. I let him hold my hand, and we talk over drinks.
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