Sloppy superhero epic The Flash speeds past originality straight into empty pop-junk nostalgia
ClassificationSometimes making a movie is like throwing spaghetti at the wall, an impatient attempt to see what sticks. Which means that sometimes watching a movie is like slurping soggy noodles that have sunk to the filthy floor below. Not to make you nauseous, butis just this kind of hot cinematic mess, a blockbuster meal as impetuously sloppy as it is almost pure slop.uses a bowl of spaghetti to explain away its own plot holes and existential purposelessness.
We first meet Barry as he jostles between his day job as a crime-scene forensics analyst and his off-hours gig trying to solve the murder of his mom. But then the hero is called into service by his Justice League minders to help rescue a bevy of newborns trapped in a nearby hospital that’s on the verge of collapsing.
Very quickly, though – almost as quick as, well, you know – Muschietti’s film settles into a head-scratching, eyeroll-inducing mishmash of CGI nonsense that tries to convince you it’s far more clever than it is in fact corporately craven.
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