'After breakfast I stop to think about how easy it would be for my wife to kill me. She could slowly poison my food. I wonder if she thinks about it.' robhuebel
When I get home I make a joke to my wife:"How's Brad?""Who?" she says."Brad, the guy you're probably having an affair with while we go on trunk picnics.""I don't know what you're talking about," she says. She seems legit. But I'm not convinced."Haha. Just kidding. That would be so funny if you were having an affair during the quarantine!" I say. She doesn't laugh.
Think about my dentist. Like what's my dentist going to do? People don't want to have somebody's fingers in their mouth, breathing all over them. Can he go on Zoom and show people how to fix their own teeth? He should wear clothes though.Time for the pool. We don't have a real pool. Our backyard is too small. We have an inflatable one from Target. She loves it. I set up her tiny, plastic slide so she can slide down into the water.
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