Ohioans would head to America's wang by a wide margin
found that residents of the Buckeye State, if given the chance to live anywhere else in the country, would choose to live in Florida. You know Florida — the state that’s basically a swamp version of Ohio.
Florida, where just saying the word “gay” in schools is a hotly contested political issue. You think the weather is bad here? Wait till you experience the swamp-crotch climate of America’s wang, a.k.a. Florida. The worst part about living in Ohio is that you live in Ohio, so it’s understandable that we would jump at any chance to get away.
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