Forget Madden, we simulated the Super Bowl with a game that puts the 'sic' into 'physics.'
The only reason I wasn't wrong in 2022 is because I forgot to do a simulation entirely. But this year,, my predictions are 100% accurate! Get Vegas on the horn and start placing some bets because my scientifically conducted computer simulation of Super Bowl LVII predicts:More interceptions than seem humanly possibleThe world record for helmets being knocked off players' heads
After a Kansas City kickoff and a Philadelphia return to about the 25 yard line, the helmets start a-flyin'. Don't ask me why, but helmets being knocked off players' heads—which you typically don't see happen in real football these days—happens constantly in Football Simulator. Another regular occurrence during the game: a ref completely eating it and then flopping around on the turf like a dying fish, which happens on the next play.
So far this is all completely typical, normal football, but you paid your ticket and there's really only one thing you want to see: players getting hit so hard their helmets go flying off. I've got you covered, and I'm keeping track of the helmet count the same way I'm keeping track of the score.coming off in the mess you can see below, three of Philadelphia's and one of Kansas City's.
The second half of the game is even more brutal. Philly scores a touchdown immediately. KC throws an interception, then Philly throws an interception, then KC gets picked off—three turnovers in the space of a minute that lead to another Philly touchdown. Two more coaches and a ref have faceplanted and we've almost doubled the number of helmets that have flown off.
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