The American Museum of Natural History brought together the typical odd-fellow guest list on Thursday night
, pre-engagement, two years ago. She did not attend the gala this year.) “I didn’t know we were allowed to talk to the hosts. Were we allowed to do that? To talk to them? The days I spent pining forhosted, I said I want to be publicly engaged to her.”
Mulaney saved his most biting remarks for a relatively safe target in a room full of millionaires and joke-writers: New York’s mayor–designed first course, a kale salad, the mayor made a surprise appearance onstage to extol the museum’s programming for the TriState-area kids as well as its commitment to climate science. By the time Mulaney took the stage a second time, de Blasio had left, and so the roast began. There was this one: “Bill de Blasio running for president.
As well as: “Stop running for president if you’re the mayor of New York! God bless Ed Koch, the worst mayor, the mayor of New York, a psychopath, who did not want to be president. Ed Koch, who actively screamed at his constituents. On the campaign trail he would yell at people for having bicycles in the lobby. I grew up in Illinois and I knew who Ed Koch was. That’s how annoying he was. But he is not the most annoying major of New York City.
Shut the doors. It’s just us, right? It’s just all of us best friends. I want him to go down, but I don’t want it to be for Russian espionage. That is too fancy of a crime. It’s a James Bond thing. He does not deserve that fancy of a crime. It’s like if we arrested Godzilla. ‘We arrested Godzilla!’ ‘Oh, for burning down the city?’ ‘No, tax evasion! Yeah, he said his apartment was his office!’ That the second part is better than the first says a lot about you.
All-told, the 600 guests helped raise over $3.5 million for the museum, and that wasn’t the only success: the Jo Bros managed to get the majority of them on their feet by the end of the night.
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