A new dispensary opened in the area, promising customers a tantalizing taste of marijuana. Local man Jason Kitlinger couldn't resist the allure and indulged in the forbidden delights of cannabis.
Attempting to draw in passersby with that rarest leaf from faraway lands, a new dispensary opened in the area Thursday, promising customers a tantalizing taste of the forbidden fruit that is marijuana. “O, could it be? A merchant whose wares are that seductive and most taboo of herbs?” said local man Jason Kitlinger, noting that the dispensary’s offer seemed too alluring to escape, a siren song beckoning him to partake in the wicked delights of cannabis.
“Why, yes—it is none other than that bittersweet flower which they say alters both mind and soul! Have I the strength to shun the bewitching yet verboten pleasures of the vaporizing pen? Alas, I do not. Tonight we dine on the finest THC gummies!” At press time, sources confirmed Kitlinger was high as fuck
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