My Seeds Won’t Sprout, My Starter Won’t Rise: I’m Failing at Quarantine

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My Seeds Won’t Sprout, My Starter Won’t Rise: I’m Failing at Quarantine
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'My seeds won't sprout, my starter won't rise: I'm failing at quarantine'

I’d like to take a cue from our president and blame the media. I have been feeding on a banquet of quarantine stories--too many I’m sure. I read thatVinegar Revivalon my kitchen counter. I flipped through it the other night to try to figure out what that large bird was in my yard. No dice.Surely this is just a form of self-torture. I actually do cook constantly and most of what I produce is kind of good.

No, I can’t get this homemade sourdough starter to rise but why go that route anyway? As my wife points out, there is perfectly good instant yeast at the grocery store. I did make some great brownies the other day. And I’ve perfected the ratio of water-to-lemonade mix for my kids. I have never been adept at anything like landscaping, and yet I have taken it upon myself to patch the bald spots in my lawn with grass seed. I bark at my kids to stay clear of the spots I’ve patched.

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