“YOU ASKED THE NURSE TO TAKE THE PHOTO! AND HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE *****% CROP TOOL ON YOUR PHONE? GET IT TOGETHER! FOR THE LOVE OF **%!”
I come to you with a cautionary tale of the ultimate birth announcement fail for new or even seasoned dads. Thankfully this one has a happy ending. We’re still married and like one another so I’ll chalk that up as a good sign.sore and wanted to attempt to take a shower the next afternoon. My mom was kind enough to help me and I soldiered through it. I was feeling worn out but refreshed when we finally emerged from the hospital bathroom.
My husband immediately goes into damage control after he says about 15 times in succession, “Oh no, oh my God, how did I miss that?” It took every last bit of restraint I had for my head to not pop off and start spinning around as I yelled with a clenched jaw , “YOU ASKED THE NURSE TO TAKE THE PHOTO! AND HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE *****@%!”
Hubby: “Oh, hey! How are you? So yes, baby’s great and oh yes, my wife is doing SO well! Um, yes so I sent you some photos that I’m going to need you to NOT look at and delete. YEP, just don’t even open them. Believe me!” His boss probably thought he sent him something highly inappropriate and he’d be correct!
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