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Self-made Man Donald Trump Jr. Is Still Criticizing Hunter Biden for NepotismTrump Jr. wishes he could also “go abroad and make millions off my father’s presidency,” forgetting, perhaps, that he is doing so at home.
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The $100 Billion Man: How Bernard Arnault Stitched Together The World’s Third Biggest Fortune With Louis Vuitton, Dior And 77 Other Brands—And Why He’s Not Done Yet
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Man accused of stabbing says he feared victim would 'feed him to zombies'Police apprehended William Berry after the incident and he confessed to 'poking someone' because they were being mean to him and he thought she would feed him to the undead.
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Unemployed, Miserable Man Still Remembers Teacher Who First Made Him Fall In Love With WritingAUBURN, CA—Explaining that she introduced him to the literature that made him the man he is today, 41-year-old Casey Sheard, an unemployed and fundamentally miserable person, confirmed to reporters Tuesday that he still fondly remembers the high school teacher who first inspired him to fall in love with writing. “Mrs. Merriman was the one who put a copy of The Sound And The Fury in my hands when I was 16 years old, and it totally changed my life,” said Sheard, who has reportedly been unable to hold down any semblance of well-paid, full-time employment, constantly struggles to stay financially afloat, has thus far failed to make a living off of writing as a career, and has frequently spiraled into long periods of severe depression and unhappiness. “She introduced me to Faulkner, Vonnegut, Hemingway, Steinbeck, and Joyce, and that’s what began my lifelong love affair with the narrative form. Those authors really opened up a whole new world to me, which ultimately inspired me to devote my whole life to the craft of prose. Mrs. Merriman was the catalyst for that; I’ll never forget her.” At press time, sources confirmed Sheard would likely soon return to the classroom as a high school teacher himself to inspire a love of writing in students just as Merriman did for him.
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Man convicted of murdering stepmother after she danced to celebrate football victoryA jury took just three minutes to deliberate before finding Pontrey Jones guilty of the brutal stabbing murder of his stepmother Magdalena Ruiz.
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Philadelphia man confesses to killing his mother, stepfather and two half brothersMaurice Louis, 29, was arrested after officers found him naked in a home in Philadelphia drinking from a bottle of vodka with a rifle on the floor.
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