Man Uses Weekend To Make Totally Different Mistakes Than He Did During Workweek

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Man Uses Weekend To Make Totally Different Mistakes Than He Did During Workweek
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SPOKANE, WA—Grateful to have a couple of days free from his job responsibilities, sales representative Sam Roslindale told reporters Friday that he likes to use his weekends to make entirely different mistakes than he does during the workweek. “I spend so many hours at the office making professional errors that it’s…

SPOKANE, WA—Grateful to have a couple of days free from his job responsibilities, sales representative Sam Roslindale told reporters Friday that he likes to use his weekends to make entirely different mistakes than he does during the workweek.

“I spend so many hours at the office making professional errors that it’s nice to have a little time to ruin my personal life,” said Roslindale, adding that after five days in a row of alienating coworkers and falling well short of sales goals, he appreciated having 48 solid hours to just focus on damaging his relationships with family and friends. “I need that Saturday and Sunday to drink too much, yell at my wife for no reason, and let my daughter down.

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