They haven’t, and they’re absolutely panicking inside about what the fuck to do with you.
List slides“You could stand to lose 700 pounds or so.”And put your TLC production deal in jeopardy?Most trainers don’t and discreetly google the muscle group while you’re doing crunches.“If you survive, you’re not working hard enough.”
The unscrupulous trainer always tells their clients that someone should discover their dead body if they’re serious about gains.Only true in cases where the person they say this to has a family, a partner, or something else to live for.A complete fabrication that trainers will often say out of jealousy for how good your ass looks in those Levi’s.“It’s a good deal when you look at what you’re getting for the price.
Not when you factor in the reality that you’re only going to show up for the first session in a 10-class bundle.“These Banana Muffin Bites are the perfect workout recovery food.” He’s clearly just shilling his own snack food company which has bankrupted him and torn apart his entire family.“Every exercise requires that I gently knead your buttocks.”“I actually trained Jason Momoa for his role in Knife Lord.”Jason Momoa has never been in a film with the name Knife Lord, and we’re pretty sure that’s not even a real franchise.“You have an outstanding bill of $900.”“Your husband will never find out that we are sleeping together.
Triceps only fall off as a result of certain diseases, it has nothing to do with your level of fitness.And yet, it’s never going to be enough, is it?