Grading the Week: Did Nathaniel Hackett and his magic goatee put wicked curse on Broncos coach Sean Payton?

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How else do you explain Tim Patrick? Or Jonas Griffith? Or poor KJ Hamler’s heart?

That said, we’re starting to wonder if Hackett was onto something. And alsoAnd if some kind of weird, mystical NFL forces — perhaps the kind Nate uses in his new magic act — would explain, at least in part, the bizarrely awful karma that hit Dove Valley this past week.Payton told USA Today’s Jarrett Bell. Well, except for maybe the “playoff team” part. But we’ll happily admit to being wrong on that front if the piper comes calling in January.

How do you rationalize linebacker Jonas Griffith tearing his ACL just 24 hours later because of reportedly stepping on somebody’s foot? Or Riley Moss’ “core” issue? Or Baron Browning’s sore knee? Or KJ Hamler’s heart? Witchcraft, that’s how. Curses. Hexes. Either Hackett and his goofy goatee are messing with the forces of darkness as payback on Payton or he’s got his BFF Aaron Rodgers, who’s probably rolled with a shaman or two, doing it on the down low for him. I mean, come on. Payton did apologize, didn’t he, evil spirits? Didn’t he?Half the battle with conquering a problem is admitting that you’ve got one in the first place.

So good on Schmidt, the Rockies’ general manager, for admitting that he had a roster of nobodies and needed to flip it into a roster of young bodies. Now MLB talent evaluators don’t universally love the Rox’s haul for Mike Moustakas, Pierce Johnson, CJ Cron, Randal Grichuk and Brad Hand. But seven new arms are seven new arms. And for the first time in a long time, when the trade deadline came knocking on the door, the Rockies picked a lane. Hey, if they’d done the same at any point in the previous two Julys, 2023’s fire sale might not have been so dang necessary.

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