Ecologists Disappointed After Finding Monarch Butterflies Hiding Pack Of Cigarettes In Habitat

France Nouvelles Nouvelles

Ecologists Disappointed After Finding Monarch Butterflies Hiding Pack Of Cigarettes In Habitat
France Dernières Nouvelles,France Actualités
  • 📰 TheOnion
  • ⏱ Reading Time:
  • 26 sec. here
  • 2 min. at publisher
  • 📊 Quality Score:
  • News: 14%
  • Publisher: 51%

INDIANAPOLIS—Discussing how best to discipline the species, local ecologists reportedly expressed disappointment Friday after finding a pack of cigarettes that monarch butterflies had hidden in their habitat. “All the work we do to keep you healthy and alive, and you’re going to throw it all away for what—to look cool…

INDIANAPOLIS—Discussing how best to discipline the species, local ecologists reportedly expressed disappointment Friday after finding a pack of cigarettes that monarch butterflies had hidden in their habitat. “All the work we do to keep you healthy and alive, and you’re going to throw it all away for what—to look cool to the other insects?” asked lead conservationist Dr.

Gretchen Powers, confronting the endangered species with the pack of Marlboro Reds she found behind a large thatch of milkweed while the butterflies were out. “It reeks of smoke in this patch of prairie, I knew it. Who bought these for you, the snakes that hang out by the gas station? Don’t make us show you what a smoker’s lungs look like again. I’ve just about had it. Do not roll those compound eyes at me!” At press time, the ecologists were reportedly livid after also finding a box of condoms.

Nous avons résumé cette actualité afin que vous puissiez la lire rapidement. Si l'actualité vous intéresse, vous pouvez lire le texte intégral ici. Lire la suite:

TheOnion /  🏆 724. in US

France Dernières Nouvelles, France Actualités

Similar News:Vous pouvez également lire des articles d'actualité similaires à celui-ci que nous avons collectés auprès d'autres sources d'information.

Warmer Afternoons Through Friday, Cooler This Weekend - Alabama NewsWarmer Afternoons Through Friday, Cooler This Weekend - Alabama NewsTemperatures trend warmer Wednesday afternoon, with highs in the low to mid 80s. Temperatures turn cooler overnight, with lows in the upper 40s to low 50s. Although, Thursday afternoon temperatures trend warmer.
Lire la suite »

Art Attack: First Friday Welcomes the Spirits of Día De Los MuertosArt Attack: First Friday Welcomes the Spirits of Día De Los MuertosPaint the town!
Lire la suite »

Glitch: An exciting new Netflix release is coming on Friday for K-drama fansGlitch: An exciting new Netflix release is coming on Friday for K-drama fansOn October 7, Netflix is debuting a new K-drama: 'Glitch,' about a woman who can see aliens and whose boyfriend disappears because of them.
Lire la suite »

REI makes closing its stores on Black Friday permanentREI makes closing its stores on Black Friday permanentOutdoor retailer REI announced Tuesday it is making its practice of remaining closed on Black Friday and paying its employees to go outside permanent.
Lire la suite »

Ice Cube Says Warner Bros. Rejected Two of His Scripts for a New ‘Friday’ SequelIce Cube Says Warner Bros. Rejected Two of His Scripts for a New ‘Friday’ SequelThe star lamented the struggles he says he's endured in trying to move forward with a fourth film in the comedy franchise.
Lire la suite »

Ice Cube Says Warner Bros. Rejected Two Friday Sequel Scripts: 'They F-cked It Up'Ice Cube Says Warner Bros. Rejected Two Friday Sequel Scripts: 'They F-cked It Up'IceCube says Warner Bros. rejected two scripts for a fourth Friday movie, titled Last Friday: 'They just f'd it up.'
Lire la suite »



Render Time: 2025-03-06 20:17:00