Please make it go away.
. I'm filled with dread every time someone on the news says,"Don't forget to 'Spring' your clocks forward this weekend," with actual pep in their voice. They must not truly understand DLST, or as I like to call it in my darker moments,"Dreaded Life Sucking Time."I hope you don't hold this against me, but I would like to suggest — for the sake of mothers everywhere — that you get canceled for good.
I'm sorry to say this, but I dream of the day when the world breaks up with you. On that night every Fall and Spring, I'll celebrate with a glass of wine. But for now, I'll have to save that precious bottle for another week, because I know in the morning I'll need an ungodly amount of coffee instead.
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