NEW YORK—Awed and inspired by the gloriously formed, beautifully descended testicles of Tommy, a hairless Chinese crested dog competing in his second Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, millions of U.S. citizens took stock of their lives and set aside their differences Tuesday to stare at the canine's perfectly groomed…
NEW YORK—Awed and inspired by the gloriously formed, beautifully descended testicles of Tommy, a hairless Chinese crested dog competing in his second Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, millions of U.S. citizens took stock of their lives and set aside their differences Tuesday to stare at the canine's perfectly groomed reproductive glands.
"Those trembling orbs are so breathtakingly magnificent in and of themselves, yet they also contain within them such potential," said Allentown, PA machinist and former Tea Party member Roy Halbstead, who, upon seeing the dog's testicles on Animal Planet, immediately committed himself to the cause of reconciliation and healing America's rifts. "Furthermore, while they are two separate entities, they share one canine scrotum and work together for a common goal.
France Dernières Nouvelles, France Actualités
Similar News:Vous pouvez également lire des articles d'actualité similaires à celui-ci que nous avons collectés auprès d'autres sources d'information.
Crested Butte firefighters say fraudster Steve Bachar impersonated them after rejectionAfter being rejected by the volunteer firefighters because of his felony, Steve Bachar falsely told people around town that he was a volunteer firefighter in order to acquire the smallest of small-…
Lire la suite »
Walking Your Dog Could Increase Your Risk of Traumatic Brain InjuryThe three most prevalent leash-related injuries among adults treated in U.S. emergency departments from 2001 to 2020 were fractures of the finger, traumatic brain injury, and sprains or strains of the shoulder. A study published in Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise reports that betw
Lire la suite »
Westminster dog show 2023: Agility winner is Truant the border collie, and he’s definitely hereDon't mark him absent or late — he's just fast.
Lire la suite »
2,500 dogs competing for 'Best in Show' at Westminster Dog ShowThe 147th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show continues Monday in Queens.
Lire la suite »
The Frenchie becomes a favorite — and a dog-show contenderThe United States’ new favorite dog breed — the comical, controversial French bulldog — has never won the nation’s pre-eminent dog show.
Lire la suite »
The Frenchie becomes a favorite — and a dog-show contenderThe United States' new favorite dog breed — the comical, controversial French bulldog — has never won the nation's pre-eminent dog show, but one is a strong contender for the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.
Lire la suite »