'Canadians are idiots and I’m right to exploit them': Inside the thoughts of Loblaws

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Dear Diary: I see you, Canada: I see you spending extra for name\u002Dbrand salt. I see you paying $10 for Starbucks\u002Dbrand \u0027coffee whitener\u0027

Maybe I’ve been too busy providing convenient calories to most of a G7 country to notice, but when did the NDP become the party of yelling at discount grocers? As if you would know what the inside of a No Frills looks like, Jagmeet “Two Rolexes” Singh. If you ever got a mouthful of President’s Choice dark roast, you’d spit it out assuming the Liberals had finally started poisoning your coffee.

So what if I do take a little off the top when I have a chance? Obviously YOU would never do such a thing, would you, government? But on an entirely unrelated note, I’ll have February’s GST receipts over to you by the end of next week.Canadians don’t appreciate the kind of company I have to keep in this business.

Sure, you’ve all been enthusiastic consumers of pre-fried bacon and frozen omelettes. But don’t let that stop you! Oh, will our face be red when you discover your inner Jeremiah Johnson and cut out the Loblaws middle-man once and for all.Let me tell you a story about a time we were having trouble selling jugs of President’s Choice distilled water. So you know what we did? We started printing “gluten free” on the labels.

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