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ARLINGTON, VA—Killing time between major combat operations, bored staff at the Defense Department spent an afternoon bombing empty cans off the fence out back behind the Pentagon, U.S. military sources reported Thursday. “Things have been a bit slow since we pulled out of Afghanistan, so we thought we’d crack open a…

ARLINGTON, VA—Killing time between major combat operations, bored staff at the Defense Department spent an afternoon bombing empty cans off the fence out back behind the Pentagon, U.S. military sources reported Thursday.

“Things have been a bit slow since we pulled out of Afghanistan, so we thought we’d crack open a few beers and shoot a few Hellfire missiles at the empties while we wait for a new conflict to be authorized,” said Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, who added that seeing who could eliminate the most cans from the greatest distance—whether with a GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast or a simple rocket-propelled grenade—was a good way to blow off some steam until they could do the real thing again...

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