Boeing’s reputation has suffered serious damage following several high-profile equipment failures, including a door panel detaching during an Alaska Airlines flight. The Onion asked Boeing employees whether they would fly in a Boeing aircraft, and this is what they said.
Mandy Smith, Manufacturing Manager “I have seen the things I have seen. I have done the things I have done.” Janet Brown, Quality Engineer “I’m not flying in an aircraft held together by its paint.” Gavin Todd, Engineer “Why, are you wearing a wire?” Henrietta Rios, Operations Analyst “Would you fly a plane that your coworkers built?” Rich Conroy, Assembler “I forgot to put landing gear in one of the planes, but I don’t know which one.
And maybe I’ve laid off too many people.” Ed Staverson, Assembly Technician “Years ago, you’d see one or two planes a year leave the factory without landing gear, and you’d shrug. But these days, it’s like every other plane, and I don’t like those chances.” Julia Crockett, Software Developer “Just a quirky love for doors on planes.” Derick Robinson, Engineer “I have a strict policy against dying where I work.” Leonard Moreno, Project Manager “I prefer the majesty of rail.
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