Billionaires Knock Out-Of-Touch Centibillionaires For Not Knowing How Much Gallon Of Adrenochrome Costs

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VICTORIA, SEYCHELLES—Insisting that their unimaginable wealth isolated them from the hard day-to-day work of blood harvesting, the world’s billionaires released a collective statement Thursday knocking out-of-touch centibillionaires for not knowing how much a gallon of adrenochrome costs. “These ultra, ultrarich…

VICTORIA, SEYCHELLES—Insisting that their unimaginable wealth isolated them from the hard day-to-day work of blood harvesting, the world’s billionaires released a collective statement Thursday knocking out-of-touch centibillionaires for not knowing how much a gallon of adrenochrome costs.

“These ultra, ultrarich people have amassed such a repulsive amount of affluence that they probably don’t even siphon off their own elixir of life from the blood of terrified children—they just have their assistants collect it for them!” Charles Koch wrote in a statement also signed by Phil Knight, Jacqueline Mars, Giovannia Ferrero, Mohammed bin Salman, and dozens of other billionaires who demanded the members of the top 0.

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