Candy corn lovers unite.
Yeah, you read the title right. All you people calling candy corn “the Nickelback of Halloween” can eff off. I’m not writing this article to say that I like candy corn. I’m writing because IIf you can’t tell, I’m pretty sick of my favoritecandy getting dogged on because candy corn haters can’t accept that it tastes like the witches’ tits. I am not alone here. There are plenty of people who love candy corn. We are sick of living in the shadows.
and having dirty dishes in the sink. You don’t need candy corn haters in your life. They are some of the worst people.With everyone jumping on the candy corn hating bandwagon, you get more candy corn. It’s left in the candy dish each year, and once this entire Halloween thing is said and done, nothing is more on sale than candy corn. On November 1 last year, I loaded up on candy corn at 90% off. That’s a steal.Anyone who has visited their grandmother knows this is true.
Are eight reasons enough? Because it better be. There is no reason we had to get here. None whatsoever! This list never should have been needed because we all need to love every human, regardless of their love for candy corn, or black licorice, or vegetarianism. Get over yourself, candy corn haters.
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