'Foreplay in your 40s is sending your wife photos of walk-in closets.'
October 7, 2020Married foreplay is texting your spouse while you’re sitting in your toddlers bedroom while she falls asleep, “I hope you took a shower.”My husband just enthusiastically shushed me so that he could watch a 10 minute video on making sourdough bread, so yeah, I guess you can say we take part in foreplay.
You know you’re married with kids when having your spouse apply sunscreen to your back counts as foreplayForeplay with kids is my husband sleeping on the floor of our toddlers room for half an hour or so before creaking his way into our room while complaining about his bad back before brushing his teeth and saying, "so, we doing this or what?"When you’re married with children, searching for an all inclusive vacation on Groupon is the hottest foreplay there is.
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