Did you hear the funny quip about the sausage? It's the absolute wurst.
to bring on a case of the giggles. Even when the jokes are absolutely terrible, you still can't help but want more.
In many ways, corny jokes are kind of like a bag of potato chips. You can't just stop at one joke — or, well, chip.or pun is an addiction that you can happily share with everyone you know. The only thing necessary is having enough corny jokes in the bank to keep the laughs coming. To help get you started, we've collected some of the best knee-slappers to use in almost any situation.? Ask them how you put a spaceship to sleep. You rocket it, of course.
Whatever you're looking for, we've got it. The only hurdle you might run into is finding an audience. But we pretty sure that you'll, um, get over it.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.Why did the bank robber wash his clothes before escaping? He wanted to make a clean getaway.What do you call an automobile filled with water? A car-pool.How does a train eat? It choo-choos.What did one egg say to the other? You crack me up.
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